{"product_id":"hot-mess-express-train-glass-ornament-funny-holiday-gift","title":"Hot Mess Express - Train Glass Ornament, Funny Holiday Gift","description":"The Hot Mess Express Locomotive Ornament is pulling into the station - glitter-fueled, chaos-approved, and right on brand for anyone barely holding it together. Hand-blown in electric pink with gold glitter details, it’s proof that trainwrecks can still sparkle.\n\nWhy customers love it:\nBold, bright, and hilarious - an instant mood boost for any tree.\nHigh-quality glass and glitter detailing that feel luxe, not kitschy.\nEasy to gift - perfect for retail counters and holiday displays.\nLightweight yet durable, made to last year after year.\n\n\nBest for:\nGift shops + lifestyle boutiques curating cheeky holiday décor\nCustomers who identify as “doing their best” this season\nStores leaning into color, humor, and maximalist displays\n\nProduct details:\nGlass Blown Ornament\nShape: Locomotive\nSaying: “Hot Mess Express”\nDimensions: 4” L x 2” W x 3.25” H\nMade in China\n\nMerchandising tips:\nHang from a bold pink or metallic tree, mix with tinsel or disco décor, or group with “Panic” and “In A Mood” ornaments for a perfectly unhinged display.\n\nHandcrafted \u0026amp; One of a Kind\nPlease note: Each ornament is hand-blown glass and individually hand-painted, making every piece unique. Slight variations in color, shape, size, and painted details, along with small imperfections, are part of the handcrafted process. Your ornament may differ slightly from the one pictured - that’s part of its charm.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68203361206459,"sku":"ORNMT001","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/5569\/4523\/files\/b1228abc547c309b5c32431fce6b723aab98533386415b01efe3679629df6e86.png?v=1794345239","url":"https:\/\/www.interwovencollaborative.com\/products\/hot-mess-express-train-glass-ornament-funny-holiday-gift","provider":"Interwoven ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}